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Audrey | 19 | Hawaii ---> Oregon
I am an open book with hidden compartments in its covers; all my secrets lie between what you see and what you read. Please don't expect much else

eosthetic:

always say thank you to the bus driver and the crossing guard and the cashier and the person holding the door for you this is crucial

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— 2 days ago with 55301 notes

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relationship goal: a relationship

(Source: isilence, via irrevocableday)

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misha-dmitri-t-krushnic-collins:

pivotalwolf:

anorie:

lotrlockedwhovian:

baara:

the lady behind the counter asked how much whipped cream I wanted and I asked for a shit ton and then she came back with this

We now know the exact amount of shit ton, thank you for your contribution

#Excellent customer service

I used to work at Dunkin and I swear you would do things like this on peoples ridiculous requests and it either got a chuckle and a thank you… Or they bitched you out for being a smart ass.
Example: one time a dude asked for heavy cream so my cashier asked how white they wanted the coffee and they said make it purple. So I went to the decoration area and got flavorless food dye and made it purple. Never had a dude laugh harder in my life

this woukd have made me so happy

misha-dmitri-t-krushnic-collins:

pivotalwolf:

anorie:

lotrlockedwhovian:

baara:

the lady behind the counter asked how much whipped cream I wanted and I asked for a shit ton and then she came back with this

We now know the exact amount of shit ton, thank you for your contribution

I used to work at Dunkin and I swear you would do things like this on peoples ridiculous requests and it either got a chuckle and a thank you… Or they bitched you out for being a smart ass.

Example: one time a dude asked for heavy cream so my cashier asked how white they wanted the coffee and they said make it purple. So I went to the decoration area and got flavorless food dye and made it purple. Never had a dude laugh harder in my life

this woukd have made me so happy

(via her0inchic)

— 2 days ago with 223638 notes
xxvalleygirlxx:

illumahottie:

PLEASE

This shit so accurate that I’m sitting in silence

xxvalleygirlxx:

illumahottie:

PLEASE

This shit so accurate that I’m sitting in silence

(via olive-r)

— 2 days ago with 68201 notes

misscherrylikesitdirty:

moon-st0ned:

kimkanyekimye:

Kanye is everything!!!

What a gentleman

I kinda like about him that he seems to hate pretty much everyone besides himself, his wife and his daughter. That’s priorities right there. 

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