last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.
#the ultimate brotrayal
So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered
"It’s called a vagina."
(Source: racingbarakarts, via naaaardd)
why are my parents always like “go to bed.” i am in bed. im always in bed. you go to bed. stop talking to me.
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isnt it funny how people are saying it was inappropriate for miley to grind on robin thicke when he’s a married father
and yet no one’s saying it was inappropriate for robin thicke to let a girl much younger than him grind on him when he’s a married father
isn’t that funny
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